Sergei Lavrov is the real (evil) genius behind the curtain. Not only does he have more neurons in his middle finger than Orc Putin in his entire brain but even yesterday Lavrov invented an all-new language from scratch. He said that Russia ‘did not attack Ukraine’, the truth is that the Russian army is just trying to protect Ukrainians from the Covid-19. The real enemy is the alien Covid-19 that is deceiving humans. And since Covid-19 is a sneaky enemy hidden in Ukrainians when the Russian army tries to destroy it, it could happen that Ukrainians become collateral victims of this kind action. It is also not true that Russian soldiers rape Ukrainian women in fact the opposite is true, they are saving them because Russian soldiers are just trying to kill the sneaky Covid-19 that is hiding inside their vaginas. And obviously, since Russian soldiers can’t use their Kalashnikovs, they use the next best thing, their soft penises, which science has already shown to have high antifungal capacity.
PS – Why someone whose father’s surname is Kalantaryan he´s known as Lavrov ? Is he really that ashamed of his father’s legacy or he´s just hiding his Georgian origin in order to try to look like a pure Russian? And why did he several months ago as defended the criminal deeds of the most infamous Georgian of all times, Joseph Stalin (whose real name was Josef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili)? Most likely he has the same ideas as Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov, the fictional protagonist of the masterpiece “Crime and Punishment” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, who believed that certain crimes are justifiable if they are committed in order to remove obstacles to the higher goals of ‘extraordinary’ men.
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